Where do I begin? After the ceremony, the bride challenged the groom to a game of lawn bowling, in which she proceeded to "whip his ass." Probably setting the pattern for the marriage right there. As did the song that his daughter and friends chose to entertain s at the reception: It's a Hard Knock Life. Further entertainment was provided by a one man band. Best of all, the justice f the peace was also the bartender at the reception. He politely asked us to keep the mess to a minimum because he was also the clean up crew.
