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Episode #0001
« on: February 01, 2005, 07:52:40 PM »
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Re: Episode #0001
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2005, 07:57:25 PM »
"Look, one more crack about the hat, sister, and I'll 86 you like yesterday's meatloaf!"
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Re: Episode #0001
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2005, 08:02:46 PM »
Look, Mrs. Johnson, you may have the time to make mayo to order, but around here a newly opend jar is about as fresh as it's gonna get."
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Re: Episode #0001
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2005, 08:06:10 PM »
Maggie to Vicky:  See here, one more crack about my wig and I'll slug you!  Now, you want some coffee? >:D
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Re: Episode #0001
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2005, 08:08:34 PM »
Quote from: dom on February 01, 2005, 07:57:25 PM
"Look, one more crack about the hat, sister, and I'll 86 you like yesterday's meatloaf!"

[lghy]  And you can just picture early Maggie saying that exact thing, too.  [wink2]

::sigh:: (for when every female character actually had a backbone before they devolved into mere shadows (pun fully intended) of their former selves  ::))
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Re: Episode #0001
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2005, 08:16:31 PM »
To Roger: "Watch it, Mr. Collins, every one of these stripes represents some snob I've thrown out on his keister."
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Re: Episode #0001
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2005, 11:17:49 PM »
Now listen here buster, I ain't kissin' your grits or anything else you got, and it don't matter how many music boxes you give me!
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Re: Episode #0001
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2005, 05:46:16 AM »
KLS:  "Sure, Dan.  I'll get rid of the wig and no one will ever notice.  Whatever..."
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Re: Episode #0001
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2005, 05:51:27 AM »
MAGGIE: Governess at Collinwood, eh?! I wouldn't take a job like that unless I'd been bitten by a vampire, lost my memory, lost my blind father, dumped my boyfriend, dated a warlock who sacrifices me on the black altar, and became a brunette! And we know none of that will be happening any time soon...
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Re: Episode #0001
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2005, 05:36:09 PM »
Quote from: Sandor on February 02, 2005, 05:51:27 AM
MAGGIE: Governess at Collinwood, eh?! I wouldn't take a job like that unless I'd been bitten by a vampire, lost my memory, lost my blind father, dumped my boyfriend, dated a warlock who sacrifices me on the black altar, and became a brunette! And we know none of that will be happening any time soon...

Okay, now that's funny! Rockin' Sandor! [91a2] [crowdhappy]
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Re: Episode #0001
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2005, 06:33:27 AM »
Maggie: So I look good enough to eat, do I? Well, that and a dime will get ya a day old donut....
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Re: Episode #0001
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2005, 02:30:16 AM »
Maggie: I teach wise crackin on the side ya know... yeah really.
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Re: Episode #0001
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2005, 02:40:58 AM »
maggie:"listen honey...if you had to sling hash in cheap ash-blond DYNEL you'd crack wise too."
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Re: Episode #0001
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2005, 07:02:49 PM »
KLS: (thinking to herself) I gotta wear this butt-ugly blonde wig because of this flighty bitch!   >:D
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Re: Episode #0001
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2006, 04:09:32 AM »
Maggie:  Yup, we have salmon steak.  It's been growing fur in the freezer since Ezra Braithwaite was in diapers.  Boiled or fried?
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