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Episode #0563
« on: January 22, 2005, 12:59:51 PM »
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Re: Episode #0563
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2005, 10:52:46 PM »
TOM: Look, Joe, I have no problem with your cross-dressing fetish, but how're you going to explain it to Maggie?

JOE: It's too late, Tom. She's already caught me wearing her old waitress uniform from the Collinsport Diner. Including her short blonde wig! She called me a jerk.
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Re: Episode #0563
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2005, 08:07:19 AM »
Joe: Look Tom, maybe I should just come at another time...

Tom: I-I can't help it Joe...it's Angelique. I have to be ready...or else...

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Re: Episode #0563
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2005, 07:16:48 PM »
Time for your urine sample.

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Re: Episode #0563
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2005, 08:19:20 PM »
Tom:  "I'm tellin' ya, Joe, they WERE there just a few minutes ago.  I felt them."

Joe:  "I'm sorry to tell you, Tom.  But your legs are gone."
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Re: Episode #0563
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2005, 11:24:42 PM »
Don:  "I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you, Joel, but 16 Magazine has just voted me DARK SHADOWS' 'Dreamiest Dream Date.'"
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Re: Episode #0563
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2005, 03:07:54 AM »
Tom: Please Joe, check again, they can't be out of Jell-O!

Joe: I checked Tom... all the red Jell-O in the hospital was eaten... there were two strange marks in each dish.
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Re: Episode #0563
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2006, 06:22:36 AM »
Don:  It's no use, that teleprompter is dead as a door nail.
Joel:  I think I can fix it.  I'll just need some duct tape and a Hershey bar.  Oh, and an old lobster buoy.
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Re: Episode #0563
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2006, 07:04:44 AM »
Quote from: Lydia on October 23, 2006, 06:22:36 AM
Don:  It's no use, that teleprompter is dead as a door nail.
Joel:  I think I can fix it.  I'll just need some duct tape and a Hershey bar.  Oh, and an old lobster buoy.

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Re: Episode #0563
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2006, 07:16:14 PM »
Welcome to another episode of Joe: Reluctant and Inappropriately-Dressed Candy-Striper !!!
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Re: Episode #0563
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2006, 06:21:09 PM »
"Finally I'm in the spotlight, Joe, so don't turn your back on me now."
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Re: Episode #0563
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2006, 09:27:05 PM »
Joe: I promise you Tom, just because you had a vasectomy, it doesn't mean you're any less of a man.

Tom: But I thought I was just gonna get my tonsils  taken out!
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