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Episode #0554
« on: January 16, 2005, 11:00:30 PM »
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Re: Episode #0554
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2005, 04:44:46 AM »
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Re: Episode #0554
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2005, 06:19:31 AM »
TOM: Mr. Blair, when you said "I'll show you mine if you show me yours," I never thought I'd require a flashlight to see yours!

NICHOLAS: Well, Mr. Jennings, I am a warlock, not a porn star. Regardless, Sandor, Jennifer and Gothick will be joining us shortly for "your" portion of "Show And Tell."
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Re: Episode #0554
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2005, 06:56:30 AM »
can't improve on perfection... your captions rock, sandor
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Re: Episode #0554
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2005, 10:35:42 AM »
{Tom barrels down the stairs}
Nicholas: Is something wrong, Mr. Jennings?
Tom:  Would you happen to have any extra caulk and lube down here?  I'm in a bit of a bind....

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Re: Episode #0554
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2005, 08:16:45 AM »
Blair: Well, Mr. Jennings, is that a flashlight or are you just happy to see me?
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Re: Episode #0554
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2005, 06:10:05 PM »
Nicholas Blair: Now Tom before you enter it's customary to pay in advance.... where's you're dime?

Tom Jennings: Of course Mr.Blair... I don't have a dime, will a nickle and five pennies do?
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Re: Episode #0554
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2005, 07:40:33 PM »
Tom:   "So now you know my secret, Blair!    They made me stronger, faster... longer... &*$%er...."

Blair:  "I'm not interested in your cyborg woodie, Chris, Tom, whoever you are."
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Re: Episode #0554
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2005, 09:44:41 PM »
Tom: Yeah, its a steely dan from Yokohama. Can I fix you a naked lunch?

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Re: Episode #0554
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2005, 11:31:02 PM »
TOM: Hello, I'm Tom Jennings, Chris' twin-brother, brother of Amy, cousin of Joe.
NICHOLAS: You are related to Joe Haskell!
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Re: Episode #0554
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2005, 12:51:44 AM »
Tom showing Nicholas every handyman's longstanding, visual "tool gag," that he used to break the tension, during his big audition to replace Bob Villa as the new host of "This Old House." :o
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