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Episode #0535
« on: January 12, 2005, 05:06:30 AM »
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Re: Episode #0535
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2005, 05:25:57 AM »
JULIA:  "Vicki, I'm trying to come up with an explanation you'll understand, but I'm drawing a blank. And, honestly, I wonder if anyone would be capable of doing so."

VICKI:  "But Dr. Hoffman, all I want is to learn how to make ice."
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Re: Episode #0535
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2005, 07:01:45 AM »
Julia:  I really have got to get a social life.

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Re: Episode #0535
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2005, 01:55:52 AM »
JULIA:"i don't know,vicki...it's hard to explain...but I JUST CAN'T STAND gray sleeveless dresses...worn with...gold chain-link belts...and if i saw a woman dressed like that...I'D SLAP HER!"

VICKI:"i think i hear someone coming..."
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Re: Episode #0535
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2005, 08:45:53 AM »
Julia:  "Look at that...the pesty fly is back.  And I just fixed my hair." :o
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Re: Episode #0535
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2005, 07:53:56 AM »
Vicki:  I don't understand, Julia--- You HYPNOTIZED me--- and made me do WHAT?!?!
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Re: Episode #0535
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2005, 06:03:35 AM »
Quote from: ClaudeNorth on January 12, 2005, 05:25:57 AM
JULIA:  "Vicki, I'm trying to come up with an explanation you'll understand, but I'm drawing a blank. And, honestly, I wonder if anyone would be capable of doing so."

VICKI:  "But Dr. Hoffman, all I want is to learn how to make ice."

Ah! If there was a way to favorite posts, this one would be added to my list.  [lghy]
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Re: Episode #0535
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2005, 09:26:03 PM »
Exasperated, Julia felt that the only way to get through Vicki's thick skull was to seriously bitch-slap her!
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Re: Episode #0535
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2005, 11:16:00 PM »
Vickie: I think I can remember you're directions Julia, how it turns into Jell-o is what I don't understand.
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Re: Episode #0535
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2006, 04:16:43 PM »
Vicki: I know about birds and bees, I know birds chirp and bees sting, but what does that have to do with babies?

Julia (thinking): She STILL can't figure it out? I've done everything including taking her to a porn flick! She really is a clueless idiot!
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Re: Episode #0535
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2006, 08:02:34 PM »
VW: "As a doctor, shouldn't you be able to prescribe yourself something for that?    Or at least know to avoid Mrs. Johnson's boiled burritos?   I'm not telling people it's me anymore!"
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Re: Episode #0535
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2006, 05:01:36 PM »
Julia: Dammit Barnabas! She was just about to understand when you walked in and ruined it!
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Re: Episode #0535
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2006, 12:23:42 PM »
Julia:  FINALLY Barnabas asks me out for a date tonight, and I've already told Professor Stokes I'll have dinner with him.
Vicky:  Just tell Professor Stokes that something suddenly came up.  That's what guys always say to me.
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Re: Episode #0535
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2006, 04:57:20 PM »
Quote from: Brandon Collins on December 14, 2006, 05:01:36 PM
Julia: Dammit Barnabas! She was just about to understand when you walked in and ruined it!

Now THAT was laugh-out-loud funny.......[thumb]
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Re: Episode #0535
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2006, 08:00:50 AM »
Vicky:  I have some questions about sex, so I figured you must know alot about that since your so old and wrinkly. 
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