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« on: January 09, 2005, 10:39:16 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2005, 11:59:32 AM »

[Connie - you nut - LOL]

Aristede: I have a proposition to make, Mr. Shaw.

Tim: W-what? I...

Aristede: Oh come on, darlin'...over there, in the back room. NO one will hear us in there...

Tim: {gulp}

::B-boinggg::

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« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2005, 11:17:13 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2005, 12:08:49 AM »

TIM SHAW: ...Uh, Aristede, you're very flattering, but you're just not my type. Besides, you've got the breath of a rabid jackal.

ARISTEDE: Aw, c'mon Tim... at least I'm the real thing, which is more than you can say about Amanda Harris.
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2005, 02:58:18 AM »

 I know I said dinner was my treat tonight, but I um seemed to have misplaced my wallet.

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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2005, 01:17:06 PM »

Tim: I don't know nothin' 'bout no stinkin' afghan!!

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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2005, 03:50:05 AM »

Tim: No, I DON'T have the 'Urge to Herbal', thank you very much!
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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2005, 07:42:01 PM »

Aristede: Mmm...you smell good...

Tim: Uh, Aristede...don't touch me there, that tickles!
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« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2005, 10:17:52 PM »

Aristede: Yes Tim, I am glad you use Dial. Now let's play a game called "drop the soap." >:D
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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2005, 06:03:57 AM »

Tim:  Let's see...you had <sniffs> the roast beef and potatoes <sniffs> the broc--no, the asparagus, and <sniffs> two pints of dark ale.
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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2005, 06:45:37 PM »

I told you starch in the collar was a pain in the @$$$$. [angel13]
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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2005, 05:49:07 PM »

Ring around the collar!  Ring around the collar!



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« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2005, 11:34:46 PM »

Aristede: C'mon Tim let's go to the Eagel, toss back a few brews, then check out the local talent... whada ya say?

Tim: Isn't the Eagle a Tavern? I've never been in a Tavern, is a brew like lemonade?
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« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2006, 05:31:41 PM »

Aristede:  Pull my finger

(Can't believe no one did this one already.)
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« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2006, 08:10:47 PM »

Aristede: If you sprinkle when you tinkle, wipe it off.
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