Episode #1050

[Mysterious Benefactor]

  

Complete this phrase: "'Hoffman' and Roger thought Liz had lost her mind when she suggested that, rather than hold a funeral for Carolyn, a more appropriate way to celebrate Carolyn's life would be to...!!"

[MagnusTrask]

turn into Triffids, which grew sideways out of the walls

[Uncle Roger]

Have her stuffed and mounted and put on display at the Collinsport Museum

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 , Magnus and Uncle Roger!! 

Have her stuffed and mounted and put on display at the Collinsport Museum

Perhaps all the PT Collinses throughout their entire time in Collinsport should have had that done to them so that they could be equally admired and feared and, dare we say, adored throughout all of time. 

[Uncle Roger]

Well, you know, if it's good enough for Trigger......

[Mysterious Benefactor]

(  Well, there you go, a perfect example of why it should be done!!  )

[Uncle Roger]

A perfectly decorating touch, especially if you are planning on a theme room.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

(  Exactly!

And think of the storyline possibilities if they suddenly came back to life!!  )

[Uncle Roger]

Brilliant idea, MB!!

[Mysterious Benefactor]

Thanks.    It might have been quite interesting. But alas...