Today as I logged on with trembling fingers I knew that some unique horror, something so hideous, so ghastly, so evil the mind of man could never conceive of it would be unveiled to my unwilling eyes. Yet I felt compelled by a command wafted over the winds by a tongue cold as marble. "Please..." I moaned as I moved the cursor to click on the URL in my history file, "Please... no... SOMEBODY... SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!!"
As that HORROR was revealed... God, THAT HAIR! those CLUTCHING hands! those narrowed eyes! The window! The window!