Episode #0891

[Mysterious Benefactor]

  

Complete this phrase: Liz - "Maggie, you've been doing such a good job as governess and I think the time has come to reward you - which is why...!!"

[Uncle Roger]

We have selected you as Idiot of the Month

[dom]

you'll find a new box of chalk and a new eraser on the chest of drawers in your bedroom."

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 , Uncle Roger and dom!!  Love them!!

I suspect no one might post what came to my mind for this, so here it is:

"...which is why we've decided to give you your own plot of land in the woods where as many bodies as you want can be buried in unmarked graves!!"

[dom]

(Awesome, MB!)

[Uncle Roger]

First rate, MB!!

[patrickm]

you're fired.

[MagnusTrask]

(She's a true Collins now, MB!)

we're going to pay in money not just in table scraps