Dear ProfStokes,
Oh, it's got to be Angelique's pussy cat spell on the grouchy Joshua Collins. I'm only sorry that Ms. A. did not continue this line of animal spells and also turned the Rev. Trask into a jackass and Ms. Abigail Collins into a dodo bird.
Bob the Bartender, who thinks that Riggs the butler looks like a skinny Sydney Greenstreet.