"Willie! Where did my lap go?!"
"I don't know, Maggie, maybe Bahnabas kidnapped it and is usin' it! He can't find his eithah ya know!!"
"Willie! Where did my lap go?!"
"I don't know, Maggie, maybe the Supremes could record a song about ya problem!!"
(LOL at the rash of lap philosophy in Collinsport dom)