Victoria: I have this phobia about people watching me sit.
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Victoria (singing): Bend your knees and Just ease down and let your buns hit the cushion, now y’all Sittin’
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Victoria: Look Barnabas I don’t want you to see this embarrassing brown stain.
Barnabas: Okay . . . wait Did you say brown? Uhm . . . maybe I should get you a plastic chair from Willie’s room.