Episode #0482

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 

Fill in the blank: Dr. Lang - "Now just let me check this drawer because I keep all my ________ here!!"

[dom]

_stupid shit_

[Mysterious Benefactor]

     The drawer must be overflowing with stuff!!

[MagnusTrask]

gall bladders

uvulas

bile ducts

lymphatic glands

appendices

strawberry flavored monkey brains

duodenums

jewel-encrusted kneecaps

[Mysterious Benefactor]

   I hope that at the very least the drawer is refrigerated!!   

[MagnusTrask]

I hope that at the very least the drawer is refrigerated!!   

(An unnecessary detail for any monster creator!)

[Uncle Roger]

Love letters from Leona Eltridge

[Mysterious Benefactor]

(An unnecessary detail for any monster creator!)

(Then I don't want to even think about what the contents of the drawer, much less the smell from it must be like after the organs have been in the drawer for a while!!  )

[patrickm]

spare body parts mail order catalogs

[MagnusTrask]

pistols loaded with silver bullets

(An unnecessary detail for any monster creator!)

(Then I don't want to even think about what the contents of the drawer, much less the smell from it must be like after the organs have been in the drawer for a while!!  )

   

(Frankenstein takes no account of the need for refrigeration or deterioration of bodies!)
       

[McTrooper]

huevos

——
Never thought too hard about Frankenstein’s preservation methods.

[MagnusTrask]

(Neither did he!  In the book it's more blatant!)