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Episode #0380
« on: January 28, 2013, 06:49:34 PM »
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Complete this phrase: "Rev. Brook was quite upset when he learned that both the Collins and the duPres families did not want Barnabas and Josette's wedding ceremony to include...!!"

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Re: Episode #0380
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2013, 08:24:04 PM »
...the groom's family!!"

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Re: Episode #0380
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2013, 11:58:07 PM »
Bible spankings

promotional brochures for his own patented "Honeymoon Apparatus"

the liberal greasing of his palm afterwards

a bachelor party beforehand with the traditional stag puppet show
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Re: Episode #0380
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2013, 05:28:23 PM »
 [rofl10], dom!! Though quite sadly it's the truth!  :(

And more [stfl], Magnus!!  I don't know which one of yours is funnier!  [thumbleft]

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Re: Episode #0380
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2013, 05:46:15 PM »
(Well personally, I think the bible-spankings idea has got legs.  I mean, the only reason Trask doesn't administer these to half the population of New England is that he just never thought of it.   If Trask and Abigail are ever missing at the same time, you know they're spanking each other with the Bible.

Thanks, MB!)
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Re: Episode #0380
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2013, 08:39:31 PM »
A slip and slide
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Re: Episode #0380
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2013, 05:23:23 PM »
 [laughing4], Uncle Roger!


Well personally, I think the bible-spankings idea has got legs.  I mean, the only reason Trask doesn't administer these to half the population of New England is that he just never thought of it.   If Trask and Abigail are ever missing at the same time, you know they're spanking each other with the Bible.

Totally agree - they're both demented enough to do it!