Episode #0345

[CTP/FITBs]

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

[MagnusTrask]

Set-up:
ECS: "You mean to tell me that you don't know __________? That's part of basic education for a Collins!"
SJ: "I'm so ashamed!"

[Mysterious Benefactor]

"...how to sneer disdainfully and throw darts with your eyes?"

"...Emily Post from cover to cover?"

"...how to drink and entire cask of brandy and still remain standing?"

"...how to decorate a room with a strategically placed sword, yet make it seem inconspicuous - almost as if it was never there until the day it was needed?"

[Uncle Roger]

How to look glamorous in an outfit from Ohrbach's.

Nice ones, MB!!

[MagnusTrask]

... how to bury a body in five minutes?

... how to sprint from Wyndcliffe to
Collinwood breaking all land speed records?

... how to mind your own business, not listen at doors, and maintain a mental state of obliviousness to all the horrors going on around you?

[Mysterious Benefactor]

  

[MagnusTrask]

"...how to decorate a room with a strategically placed sword, yet make it seem inconspicuous - almost as if it was never there until the day it was needed?"

Good one, just basic housekeeping...

[Mysterious Benefactor]

   For the Collinses!