Posted by RingoCollins on February 26, 2002 at 10:03:20:
In Reply to: The porch light's on, but Vicki's not home posted by Luciaphil on February 25, 2002 at 18:56:15:
Guess I should throw a
***SPOILER WARNING***
in here, but if ya don't see this comin' you may be more clueless than Vickie!
***
With several beautiful, leggy, unnecessarily overly madeup, undulating ladies dressed in tight black outfits in the background [all played, of course, by TLATKLS] and an obviously loud snare drum banging in the front of the mix [for the rhythmicly challenged], a snappy-dressed Robert Palmer croons:
[spoiler]The porchlite's on,
Vicki's not home.
Her will is not her own
She's in the past,
and she should learn
all witches
they like to burn
She speaks her mind
to Abagail
She's gonna land
her butt in jail
To a so-called-rev
she'll say some things
then from a rope
she'll maybe swing
A beauty, blonde
has come to stay
and point to her
and then she'll say
You're gonna have to face it
you're accused of witchcraft
Might as well face it
Gonna have to face it
You-ou like to say
'I think I've met you before'
Don't you realize
Yer standing on a trap door [whoa yeah!!]
Might as well face it
Gonna have to face it
you need to recognise
you'll be accused of witchcraft[/spoiler]
**
not as good as the 'No, No Song', but I'm tired, and behind on the board, after having to CAT-chup on a whole week yesterday, again. [Shut UP, Alf!]
Ringo