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Voom...Voom
« on: April 22, 2003, 11:39:11 PM »
Just the thought of Barnabas in a Benley(?), swirving from side to side, makes me go in my car, not his.  Then, he hits Quentin.  I think he had better take a refreshered course...again.
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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2003, 12:09:19 AM »
It should be mandatory for 175 year olds to take both the written and driving test annually, IMHO. [lol2]

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PS - Who do you suppose taught Barn to drive? Viki? Carolyn? Roger? Julia? Willie?

PPS - Anyone think that Liz knows how to drive?

PPPS - Are there anymore servants at Collinwood? Or was Mathew the last?

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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2003, 12:21:29 AM »
PS - Who do you suppose taught Barn to drive? Viki? Carolyn? Roger? Julia? Willie?
Not Rog, cause Barn was supposed to be the 'cool 'cuz' from England (presume he'd know how to drive).

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Mrs. Johnson, no?

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Re:Voom...Voom
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2003, 12:59:46 AM »

PS - Who do you suppose taught Barn to drive? Viki? Carolyn? Roger? Julia? Willie?

Didn't you see the videoclip??  Go to Episode #3

http://www.barnabascollins.com/ds1.htm

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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2003, 02:49:41 AM »
Mrs. Johnson, no?

LOL! I can't even come up with an excuse for my stupidity! Geez...

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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2003, 02:52:41 AM »

PS - Who do you suppose taught Barn to drive? Viki? Carolyn? Roger? Julia? Willie?
Didn't you see the videoclip??  Go to Episode #3

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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2003, 06:02:29 AM »




[lol2]

wow too funny but those stick people look like those
that ran the Boston Marahon  yesterday!

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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2003, 07:09:57 AM »
I forgot about those!  I saw it a long time ago.  Soooo funny!!

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« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2003, 02:36:54 PM »
I very much fear that it was Willie, if anyone who probably taught Barnabas how to drive.

If you'll recall, when Willie leaves off petty theft, harrassment, and goes off to work for that stalwart, decent, upright citizen, Mr. Barnabas Collins, his cover story is that Mr. Collins had some automotive trouble and that Willie was able to fix his car.

So with that kind of excuse, that would probably let off one of the Collinsport citizens from teaching him how to drive.

My guess is that Willie probably tried to teach him. Barnabas got impatient ("If you can drive, than surely anyone can"), and decided he knew how to drive.

I also strongly suspect that he has to be a really annoying passenger. One of those people who keep trying to tell you how to drive (remember this is a man who decided he knew best about Julia's formulas and medical treatment).

Which would explain why Barnabas seems to get into a fender bender anytime he steps into a car.
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« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2003, 03:23:01 PM »
Luciaphil,
     Vicki was driving when Barnabas was in his first car accident.  You remember,  she was trying to run over Jeff Clark and hit a poor tree instead.
     In his second accident,  he tells Elizabeth that he was cleared of any fault.  Odd,  I have been living in Maine for fourteen years and never believed it was legal to drive on the sidewalk.
     
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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2003, 05:14:33 PM »
Hi, Terry308 that was something i wonder if
"perhaps" David Collins taught Barnabas how to
drive i  know he's too young but he likes causing
trouble!!      Love Anne
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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2003, 06:42:30 AM »
Hi, Terry308 that was something i wonder if
"perhaps" David Collins taught Barnabas how to
drive


LOL!!  You know Annie, you're probably right about that!

 How could he not see Quentin on the sidewalk??  This is probably one of the reasons why we never see Barnabas driving!  ;D


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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2003, 07:42:59 AM »
I didn't even know he owned a car?  He just always seems to be walking all over the place.

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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2003, 08:08:22 AM »
I didn't even know he owned a car?  He just always seems to be walking all over the place.

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Or flying and materializing. ;) [lol2]

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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2003, 09:10:40 PM »
Or flying and materializing. ;) [lol2]



Lol,  Dom you are right!  I hadnt even thought of that!  And even when he did have the power to use these extra gifts of his it seemed as if he still loved to walk everywhere!!

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