VictoriaWintersRox,
Concerning Bruno Hess' hirsute head of hair, at least, it's really his and not some poor, unfortunate squirrel that he happened to accidentally run over with his car and, place providently on the top of his head (like some other "folliclely-challenged" citizens of Collinsport may have done, that I could mention)!
Bob the Bartender, who just loves seeing the Sci-Fi Channel air that commercial (The Bosley Group?) for men's medical hair transplants while Dark Shadows is on.