TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL YOU HAVE THE WRONG HAND SURGION
10. He keeps saying 'This AIN'T gonna hurt a bit'
9. He keeps measuring your hand to see if it fits in an ornate wooden box
8. His diploma is from the 'University of Hungary'
7. He keeps refering to himself as 'King Doctor'
6. Three Words: Petofi, Petofi, Petofi
5. His receptionist wears an odd, dark olive makeup
4. He asks you if you are sure you have only had ONE plastic surgery on your nose before [oops, that's Wacko-jacko's doctor!]
3. While waiting for your appointment, you overhear him say to the nurse 'Hand me the sword'
2. Has Brian Hyland playing constantly in the lobby ['I love you, Gypsy Woman....']
and the number one way to know you have the wrong hand surgion:
1. He refers to his instrument as the 'Golden Scalpel'
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Good luck with the Doc, good vibes for recovery, and be sure and get the prescriptions filled often!!