Emily Post's Etiquette for Crackin' Up Houseguest

Originally posted by Julia99 on the Dark Shadows: General Discussion Forum on February 15, 2002 at 20:47:29:

1. Talk to them softly and gently, have plenty of brandy on hand for tense moments.
2. Do not let your blonde tressed daughter tormet the poor houseguest.
3. Acquiese to the slightest little request, remove curtains, get exterminators for pests and rodents, WHATEVER they need!
4. Remind them when is the right time to change for dinner.
5. Loan them equipment (flashlights, lighters, lock boxes, or other pieces of small battery-operated equipment developed to deal with female hysteria) WHATEVER they need.

And. . .continued. . .by??

J99

and. . . .