Anyone else loved how Victor Fenn-Gibbon (aka Count Petofi) slapped Aristede for not having the hand? He slapped him three times! .
I think this act truly calls for a little counseling from
[size=10] DR. PHIL![/size]
Oprah's former husband always helps, with suggestions for opening a straight-forward dialog in troubled relationships. Here's how he may help these two....
The good doctor's suggestions for Aristede-y to say to Mr. F-G:
"You are a pimp"
"I wanna be Miss America"
"You can't fire me - I quit!"
"Yeah, whatever"
"When I was in the 4th grade, I raised pigeons"
The good doctor's suggestions for Meestah Fenn-Gibbon to reply to the fezzed one:
"You are really special and I am gonna tell you that a lot!"
"Daddy loves you..."
"You gotta kiss my ass now"
"Put some leaves in my mouth and set them on fire"
"I had a vasectomy - and I had it reversed!"
"You want a piece of me, Lady?"
Hoping for a happy couple, I am,
Ringo, another Maggie Lover.
[and as usual, all true and actual quotes from Dr. Phil]