Competition for the Hand

[LoveAtFirstBITE]

With all the arguing and grabbing for the Hand going on, I thought that the only way to really settle the fights is to have a contest.  

Each character who wants the hand has to write an essay of no more than 200 hundred words explaining why they want the Hand and why they think they are the best candidate for ownership of it.

If you were one of the characters, what would you put?

[Connie]

Yeah, ya know, it's quite a popular item.  Everyone wants it, but no one knows what to do with it.
If anything ever needed to come with an instruction manual, THAT thing does.

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Why I Want The Hand - by Count Andreas Petofi:

Gentlemen of the judging committee:

I respectfully suggest that it is only proper and fitting that the hand be returned to the rightful owner.  I'll have you know that I used to play the piano quite brilliantly until my hand was unceremoniously chopped off by a vile lot of gypsies.  I might also say that styling my unruly hair is indeed difficult with only one hand.
Thank you for your consideration.
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Hey wasn't Magda funny the way she went running out the door when the hand started coming at her from the fireplace??  ROFL   She kills me.

-CLC