Episode #0114

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Set-up:
DC: "Did you know that there are only ever four people in Collinsport at any one time?   There are four people right here!  That means the town itself is deserted right now!  Isn't that weird?"
ECS: "Any more strange talk like that, young man, and ________!!"