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What’s Sex With Edward Cullen Like? (NSFW)
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December 13, 2011, 05:57:49 PM »
OMG - this is so hysterically funny that I had to share it. But if you're easily offended by the subject of sex toys, then please DO NOT OPEN THE SPOILER!
[spoiler]Check out this link:
The Vamp $39.99 - Updated by popular request.
And lest anyone think that I came across this because I comb the Internet for dildos (
), I actually came across it through this article:
What’s Sex With Edward Cullen Like? (NSFW)
while I was just combing through Wetpaint's
The Vampire Diaries
articles.[/spoiler]
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"Try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch it sparkle." Hoo boy.
I'm not even going to touch that one *rolls eyes*.
Um, Happy Holidays?
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I love that they recommend that you "toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience."
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That is totally hysterical.
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