Episode #0102

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Set-up:
V: "Given a choice between being a hostage and hearing your sales pitch for your new furniture store job, I'd rather be a hostage, please!"
R: "As I was saying, this sofa comes equipped with ___________!"

Seat belts and shoulder harnesses

Hehe ^_^

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a used pillow so you don’t have to break in a new one