Episode #0101

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Set-up:
VW: "The rules say that you must spend the first five minutes at Collinwood standing perfectly straight and still!  If you stop, you have to start all over again!   Mrs. Stoddard let you off once, but she won't again!"
Maggie: "__________________?"