Episode #0097

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Setup:

Carolyn: Oh, Uncle Roger, you're so dreamy.  I'd be willing to go to the top of the stairs with you!
Roger: That's very flattering, my dear, but I never go to the top of the stairs with young girls anymore, ever since...

One of the little dears attempted to take me up the down staircase