Episode #0095

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Setup:

Frank: Of course I had to become a lawyer.  My father insisted.  But if I'd had my way, I'd have been a...

... tree stump.

... catcher in the rye.

... lion and/or anteater tamer.

... sweater girl.

... contender, instead of a shyster, which is what I am.

 

anteater tamer.

 

(Thanks!  I presume we know our Python here, as in the Vocational Guidance Counselor Sketch!)

(But of course!    But even if someone didn't know that, it's still hysterically funny.  )

Feral chipmunk

A Mouseketeer
Backup singer for Little Peggy March
A Senior Junior Woodchuck

Love Them, Uncle Roger and Uncle Roger again!!

 

Thank you very much!!!

contender

Hehe  to the above

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professional toilet tester

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pianist  . . . but dad said you already have one why do you want to be one