Pee-Wee Herman!
The secret word is: SECRET! [you know what to do!]
Laura the Fire Lady and Dirk the Cowboy dig up an old book, Pee-Wee [in a long rain coat] catches them.
"You're not human" she says to Pee-Wee. 'I know what you are, but what am I' Pee-Wee retorts.
Later, Pee-Wee tells Nora-Bora a little SECRET!
Nora-Bora: I like SECRETS! [scream!!!!]
Then Pee-Wee goes to see Miss Chastity Tra$h...
Miss Chastity asks Pee-Wee to leave before her Father finds out. 'My Father doesn't allow visitors' [to camera] 'so remember kiddies, never let anyone in your playhouse if you are alone.' Pee-Wee wraps his raincoat around her and they do the Hokey-pokey [we cut to a cartoon about the Ant Farm, thanks to the King of Cartoons and ABC censor]
After the cartoon, Pee-Wee is spent and splits. There is a knock at the door. 'Let's see who it is!' It's Laura the fire lady! 'I want to speak to Nora-Bora - she knows a secret' [Scream!]
Cut to Cowboy Dirk as he opens the Magic Coffin. Pterri flys by - cut back to Pee-Wee at the Old Playhouse, as Laura the fire lady prepares a steak. She is stopped by Countess the Cow [in her best green Moo-moo] Laura and the Countess discuss 'Happy Women in the Playhouse' Would Pee-Wee choose you? Would Dirk the Cowboy choose you? Eat more chicken!
Countess the Cow goes upstairs to find Jambi the Gypsy and tells her to go get Conky the Q-man. Jambi goes to the Big Playhouse on the Hill, finds Conky drunk [not a big SECRET] [SCREAM!] 'I prefer to lie down' Conky sez. Jambi laughs when Conky falls up the stairs. 'The Countess isn't like your other women' Jambi tell Conky. 'She's a real....er, witch!'
He goes to the Countess, who is sitting on Chairy. 'Laura the Fire lady has put a spell on the Playhouse' she tells Conky. She calls for Jambi and tells her to steal the SECRET [SCREAM!]. 'My only love is Pee-Wee' she sez.
Jambi goes to Laura's and sez 'You know Pee-Wee's SECRET' [SCREAM!] I will grant you ONE wish! and tells her another way to whack Pee-Wee: Put Penny on his......eyes [quick cut to a Penny short, she sits on Pee-Wee's....eyes. 'A woman's place is on my face' sez Pee-Wee.]
Jambi looks around Laura's room, finds what she is looking for behind a pillow: Globey!
Back at Conky's, Countess the Cow tells him she will take care of Laura the fire lady with a little dolly if he will read her a story about Egypt. [In the Magic Screen, we see Laura looking for her stolen Globey]
Pterri drops Pee-Wee back into the scene and he sez:
'Let's all go to the movies!'
![[jester]](http://www.dsboards.com/SMF/Smileys/classic/jester.gif "Jester")
Soundtrack by Todd Rundgren
[did you know Todd really did the music for PW's PH?]
