Episode #0089

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Setup:

Elizabeth: You and your drunken pranks!  I had to send the portrait of Barnabas Collins out for cleaning after you painted the mustache on it!
Roger: Yes, I should have done it when I was sober, and then the mustache would have been under Barnabas's nose instead of...

On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese