Episode #0085

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

 

Fill in the blanks: "Sam didn't believe a word of it when ________ tried to tell him that ________!!"

                                           

The Surgeon General

Massive amounts of alcohol were hazardous to his health