I can just imagine Dr. Julia Hoffman walking in on such a contest, one hand flying to clutch her throat and the back of the other hand going up to her mouth as a horrified gasp rattles in her throat!
Contestants lineup:
Barnabas Collins
Quentin Collins
Willie "Hollinshead" Loomis
Chris Jennings
Joe Haskell
Roger Collins (heh heh!)
Sky Rumson
Bruno
Sebastian Shaw
Claude North
Judges Panel:
Maggie Evans
Vicki Winters ("I don't understand!")
Pansy Faye temporarily possessing Carolyn Stoddard
Mrs. Johnson
Mrs. Pettibone
Referees:
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard
Professor T. Eliot Stokes