ROGER: Oh, you know how David is when he's not getting enough attention. But that's Maggie's problem. It's Christmas, I've been doing brandy shots since noon, and I need to unwind and relax. Don't I deserve that?!
JULIA: I may pass out sedatives-by-the-handful to the family. But I keep the good stuff for myself.
(As she exits, Barnabas answers the door. ADAM is standing outside, holding a large fruitcake.)
JULIA: What did you get him? BARNABAS: A green sweater.
I had the urchins working night & day on a statue of Donnie Briscoe, but then a roving gang of termites attacked the carving in a most inappropriate place...
Yeah sure. A likely story. The statue was probably turning out real good and you decided you wanted it for YOURSELF!!
You caught me.Hey, did I tell you about being at a check-out at a bookstore and behind me I heard a voice that sounded exactly like Don Briscoe?Alas, it wasn't him...