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« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2002, 09:07:21 AM »
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ROGER: Oh, you know how David is when he's not getting enough attention. But that's Maggie's problem. It's Christmas, I've been doing brandy shots since noon, and I need to unwind and relax. Don't I deserve that?!


Somehow I can picture this scene as being "normal" at Collinwood! [nuts]


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JULIA: I may pass out sedatives-by-the-handful to the family. But I keep the good stuff for myself.


I knew it!!!  I just knew it!! [sssh]


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(As she exits, Barnabas answers the door. ADAM is standing outside, holding a large fruitcake.)


I wonder if he's as "creative" as his dad, (Dr.Lang) and made it himself? [idea2]


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JULIA: What did you get him?

BARNABAS: A green sweater.


LOL!!  The poor guy just can't seem to get a break![heh]


Scout, these were great!  As I was reading along I can just imagine the whole senario playing in my mind. And the funny thing is that it all seems so normal!  Only at Collinwood! [silly]

Thanks for the laughs!  [thumb]

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« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2002, 11:34:26 AM »
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I had the urchins working night & day on a statue of Donnie Briscoe, but then a roving gang of termites attacked the carving in a most inappropriate place...


Yeah sure.  A likely story.  The statue was probably turning out real good and you decided you wanted it for YOURSELF!!


Carl:  "I thought I told you to stay away from that guy!"
Tim:  "I'm TRYING!"

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« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2002, 05:27:46 PM »
One word, Scout75 - HYSTERICAL!!!
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« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2002, 01:42:41 AM »
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Yeah sure.  A likely story.  The statue was probably turning out real good and you decided you wanted it for YOURSELF!!
You caught me.

Hey, did I tell you about being at a check-out at a bookstore and behind me I heard a voice that sounded exactly like Don Briscoe?

Alas, it wasn't him...
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« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2002, 11:58:34 PM »
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You caught me.

Hey, did I tell you about being at a check-out at a bookstore and behind me I heard a voice that sounded exactly like Don Briscoe?

Alas, it wasn't him...


Wow i would have fainted (like Annie when she meets The Q Man!)

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« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2002, 09:50:05 PM »
Brilliant!  I always get a pleasurable tingle when I see something written by you, Scout, because I know I'm going to nearly guffaw myself silly!

Thanks so much!

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« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2002, 01:41:20 AM »
Thanks for the laugh, Scout! I particularly enjoyed the part where Barnabas got Adam a green sweater. :-)
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