Congrats, Luciaphil. Here is a library story. I went into the library for a library card but did not check out any books. I got an overdue notice a week later. The books were all childrens books. I told them I did not check out any books. They said they would look into it but would not issue me a new card. A month later, I got another overdue notice but for different childrens books. I went into the library to ask for a new card and again was told they did not do this. Just then, the head librarian walked by and asked what was going on. The librarian told the head librarian that I wanted a new card. He gave her a withering glance and said issue the lady a new card. Luciaphil, learn the art of the withering glance and you will get all that you want in this life(either that or a new library card).
