The First Annual "We're All Bored To Death" DS Character Grab Bag!

Okay, we can't all continue to sit around here waiting for poor Connie to come up with yet another hysterical storyboard to entertain us.  Time for the rest of us to contribute to the alleviation of the Holiday Doldrums.....so here's my 2 cents worth:

You've just pulled a DS character's name out of a very large brandy snifter,  and now you have to get them a grab bag gift.  (Consider yourself lucky that you get to pick the character yourself.)  


My character is..........NICHOLAS BLAIR!!
.....to whom I give a classic grey fedora hat like my grandpa used to wear, so I can toss that Tyrolean Travesty he wore to death onto  the Yule log!!!

Who's next?

RaineyPark Wrote:

My character is..........NICHOLAS BLAIR!!
.....to whom I give a classic grey fedora hat like my grandpa used to wear, so I can toss that Tyrolean Travesty he wore to death onto  the Yule log!!!
Who's next?  

Well wouldn't you know it that the character I picked out was Cassandra Blair!  

Now, I know exactly what Im giving her as a gift,  A BRAND NEW WIG!!! Something that not only fits her but suits her face as well.  Now,  she can get rid of that thing that she wears on her head &  Perhaps the skunks can use it as a nest for the Winter! ;-)

(Nice idea Rainey)

Cassandra[/font]

Bored is putting it mildly. I managed to watch an entire DVD set in a day and a half. Well, my draw was Victoria Winters. I went to Bloomies and bought her a brick red a-line dress with SLEEVES. It came complete with matching jacket, contrasting stripe scarf and a gold butterfly pin. I'm working on the shoes! Her clothes are, for the most part, boring.
                                                 Misty

I pulled Carl's name.  I'm getting him a bag of tricks and practical jokes.  YOU know...like, he'll be able to use the whoopy cushion on Edward, he can place the fake vomit on Judith's dressing table, etc.

Even though I didn't pull Quentin's name, I've still got a present for him.  

-CLC

I pick Chris Jennings ,natch,and i'm getting him   red plaid boxers ala talbots just because i have this thing
for boxers! oh nevermind!

jennifer
as good as Jim Plamer looked in his briefs he would have looked BETTER in Boxers!!
(am i dating myself here??

Okay . .as providence would have it. . i **did** draw Julia and from the grab bag i pulled out a green colored-glowing (bulb in the middle) shark on a stand. . .now what are we gonna do with that?? [/b]

Well, in keeping with other coincidences, I drew little Missy Stoddard. I think Dr. Laura's "Ten Stupid Things Women Do to Mess Up Their Lives" would be JUST the thing! I'm feeling extra generous, so I think I will throw in a copy of "The Rules" also!

What's this?! BETSY @#$%$#% DURKIN!?

I MUST stop Christmas from coming...

--Mark[/b][/color]

Even though I didn't pull Quentin's name, I've still got a present for him.  

Remember one thing if you have a present for Donnie Brsicoe: watch out for splinters!

I believe I have picked Magda! and I shall find for her new petticoats along with a new more colorful flowing skirt... also gold loop earrings! I was lead to believe gypsies always wore large loop earrings... <g>


"Roam gypsy, play gypsy... sing while you may!"
 (Maxwell Klinger)

I chose Barnabas, that lucky SOB!

From me, he's getting an overnight experience he will never forget.  I'll show him, once and for all, why sweet young thangs just don't have as much to give as older, more experienced women.  

We'll start with a long, luxirious backrub, proceed into the bathtub for a scrub-n-soak, and. . .

The rest I'll leave up to your fevered imaginations!

Love, Robin

I chose Barnabas, that lucky SOB!
I'll show him, once and for all, why sweet young thangs just don't have as much to give as older, more experienced women.

Whoa!  Go get 'im Robin!  LOL   Look out Barn.
Need any help?  Ya know, many's the time I've thought that boy needed straightening out.  We could like, tie him up, and well...you know...whatever...

love,
CLC  

I think I'll pick Liz. I think I'll give her a cruise(one that has no sickness,of course!) The poor woman  really needs a vacation,after dealing with everyone's problems all year long. It's a wonder she hasn't pulled all her hair out! Because when anyone has problems at Collinwood,they're HUGE!  

Lo and behold I've reached in and pulled out the name of Amanda Harris. Yes, Sheenasma, I said Amanda Harris.  

My gift to Ms. Harris is two-fold. First, a $100.00 gift certificate to Victoria's Secret. Secondly, I will offer my services in 'allowing' her to model for me whatever
item(s) she purchases with said certificate.   Bob

Lo and behold I've reached in and pulled out the name of Amanda Harris. Yes, Sheenasma, I said Amanda Harris.  

My gift to Ms. Harris is two-fold. First, a $100.00 gift certificate to Victoria's Secret. Secondly, I will offer my services in 'allowing' her to model for me whatever
item(s) she purchases with said certificate.   Bob

we all have have are fantasies Bob!!! (running from
the room screaming at the thought of HER!)

jennifer
the only plus of this "vacation" is NO AMANDA!