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« on: May 03, 2011, 09:11:43 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2011, 01:26:34 PM »

What do you mean toilet paper hasn't been invented yet - Yikes!!!
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« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2011, 04:21:56 PM »

Warty Ben: "What do you mean, the Terminator's way of time-traveling, that you saw in a movie in 1995, was a lot 'cooler'??"
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« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2011, 05:26:55 PM »

 [laughing11], patrick.


the Terminator's way of time-traveling, that you saw in a movie in 1995, was a lot 'cooler'??"

Literally - especially on a cold night.  [wink2]
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« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2011, 06:40:57 PM »

Literally - especially on a cold night.  [wink2]

(I hoped someone would add that... another example of a second unconscious joke that materialized inside my intentional joke...!)
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« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2011, 07:01:13 PM »

(The depths of your funny just know no bounds.  [b003])
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« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2011, 08:05:34 PM »

(The depths of your funny just know no bounds.  [b003])

(LOL!  Thanks MB!)
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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2011, 09:56:22 AM »

Julia: But Ben, if I put on boys’ clothes and tell Samantha Collins that I'm her beloved son Tad and I swam home to her all the way from the other side of the world...don't you think she might be suspicious?
Ben: No, of course not.  Why should she be?
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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2011, 03:41:09 PM »

 [pointing-up]  Seems like a perfectly plausible cover story to me.  [thumbleft]  Too bad Ben and Julia didn't go with it.  [wink2]
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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2017, 08:35:38 PM »

Julia: "Ben, I'm afraid it's a bit too late for you to start moisturizing."
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« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2017, 07:41:22 PM »

 [pointing-up]  You've got that right!!  [laughing11]  LOVE IT!!  [bigok]
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« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2017, 09:19:15 PM »

Oil of Olay, stat!!!!
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« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2017, 07:11:04 PM »

([pointing-up]  Definitely!!)
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