Episode #1203

[CTP/FITBs]

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

[MagnusTrask]

Set-up:
Q: "I like you too, Daphne!   Now that we're sort of involced, family rule: If you get involved with a Collins man and it doesn't work out, you have to marry one of his brothers!"
CH: "Our family has a somewhat similar rule: ________!"

[Mysterious Benefactor]

"Our family has a somewhat similar rule: if your sister sleeps with a man, you must marry him against her objections!"

[MagnusTrask]

"Our family has a somewhat similar rule: if your sister sleeps with a man, you must marry him against her objections!"

(Nice to know erverything's proper and above board!)

[Robot_Quentin]

On the money MB!!


...if you get involved with a man and it doesn't work out, you poison him, inherit his money and die a rich old maid!"

[Mysterious Benefactor]

   It works for many. 

(Nice to know erverything's proper and above board!)

(Isn't it though?  )

[Uncle Roger]

Death before divorce

[Mysterious Benefactor]

   Good one!! 

[Uncle Roger]

Thanks! Of course on DS, neither way really completely ends the relationship.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

(  So true!!  )

[Uncle Roger]

Fortunately for Barnabas, he didn't have to pay Angelique two hundred years of alimony.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

(  Can you even imagine?!  )

[Uncle Roger]

Especially without a prenup!

[Mysterious Benefactor]

(  Joshua definitely slipped up there! Instead of totally forbidding the marriage, he simply should have insisted Angelique sign a prenup!!  )

[Uncle Roger]

That would have saved all concerned a lot of trouble. Nah, probably just created a different sort of trouble.