And it features a vampire:
Dental Ad Urges You Not to Let Things Die in Your Mouth"
Like a modern day Dark Shadows (well, at least until the midpoint reveal), this commercial for NHS Dentists in Portsmouth (that'd be England, not New Hampshire), takes issue with the sad state of a vampire's teeth as he's about to have his way with a woman...on a dark story night, of course."
And, of course, this ad would never be made for/shown on US television because people would be screaming, ranting and raving that it's too sexual.
But I wonder if Depp's Barn will try to brush his teeth like this vamp does at the end of the ad?