Set-up:
Q1: "I hair-touchingly beseech the spirit of Peter Bradford... as you whoosh past me in time on your way to 1968, let me ride piggy-back and drop me off in a time period where no descendant of mine will be wanted for any crime, or it'll loolk funny, me being in a cell!"
PB from ether: "That's a little complicated for me. Couldn't I just _________?"