Episode #1159

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[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

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Set-up:
Daffy: "Now this is how boys do it, am I right?"
Barnabas: "Yes, Daphne, that's _________!!"

(It's one of those "forget good taste, what's it ever done for me?" days...)

[Mysterious Benefactor]

...perfect!!"

(Perfect set up for the caption.    I'm shocked I didn't see it coming. But why isn't masturbation in good taste? It's perfectly natural - as Dr Ruth will resoundingly attest.  )

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(Perfect set up for the caption.    I'm shocked I didn't see it coming. But why isn't masturbation in good taste? It's perfectly natural - as Dr Ruth will resoundingly attest.  )

(Yes, it's now de rigeur at all swanky soirees....)

[Mysterious Benefactor]

(Well, I don't know about that. But it would probably liven up more than one dull party.  )

[Uncle Roger]

Quite right, my dear. Now, please allow me to demonstrate the female equivalent.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

   Perfect!!   

[Uncle Roger]

In a few short years, all he would have to do is show Daphne a Madonna video.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

(  Exactly!!  )