Connie, my dear, you've outdone yourself!
Here's the dialogue to go with the photo:
QUENTIN: (staring at Chris' nether regions) Chris, you're an ANIMAL!!!
CHRIS: (slowly raising head with an evil leer) Is that the pot calling the kettle beige? Here, let me rip off some more of that shirt for you.
Oh those Collinses, keeping it in the family ... gotta love 'em!
Gothick