Episode #1124

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 

Fill in the blank: "Otis Greene was horrified when he saw that the Collinses were secretly keeping ________ at Rose Cottage!!"

[Uncle Roger]

Six geese a laying

[Mysterious Benefactor]

       But I hear that was against the law in Collinsport except at Christmas time!!

[Uncle Roger]

Geese are such anarchists, aren't they?

[Mysterious Benefactor]

( You'd better believe it! I have a ton of them in my area, and the least of it is that they think they own everything and we're just allowed to be here at their whims!!    And don't even get me started on their honking at 4am!!)

[Bob_the_Bartender]

Aren't most of the offending birds, Canada geese?  One local radio dj suggested that every Canadian citizen returning home from a vacation or business trip to the US, be required to take one Canadian geese back to Canada with them!

Can you imagine the "mess" those birds must have made all over the grounds at Collinwood?  Yuchi!!!

[Mysterious Benefactor]

(  Yeah, they are Canadian geese. Personally, I think the country would be better served if a certain someone dropped the idea of a Mexican wall and set sights on a geese prevention shield.  )