house of Dark Shadows

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

Set-up:
Movie Roger: "Alright, I admit it!  My tie could be slightly longer!!  It must be the way it's tied, usually Mrs. Johnson does it for me!!"
Movie Elliot: "When I said I hoped there would be a confession tonight, I was thinking of ___________!"

"...I was thinking of a confession from the person who ate all the cheese from the appetizer plate before I got to it and was left with none!"

Something at least as interesting as Chuck Barris being a CIA assassin

     Too funny!! 

Thanks, MB!!!