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house of Dark Shadows
« on: December 18, 2010, 10:46:18 PM »
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Complete this phrase: Roger - "I'm afraid it has come to my attention that you lied on your resume, Miss Evans, and I'm firing you for falsely claiming that you studied and are proficient in...!!"

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Re: house of Dark Shadows
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2010, 06:51:27 PM »
...disciplining children!
...educating children!
...shoe polishing—you haven't ever done mine properly!

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Re: house of Dark Shadows
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2010, 08:15:34 PM »
lying
logging
nude hang gliding
finding other universes hidden in various rooms and cupboards in the house
feeling under the family's armpits for swollen glands
digging for truffles with your nose

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Re: house of Dark Shadows
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2010, 09:41:35 PM »
Lol!  Poor Maggie being expected to know/do most of those!

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Re: house of Dark Shadows
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2010, 06:14:03 PM »
Those are hysterical, Magnus.  [lghy]  This one:

digging for truffles with your nose

had me [stfl]


...disciplining children!

She certainly didn't know how to do that!

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...shoe polishing—you haven't ever done mine properly!

Governess/Shoe Polisher - what a unique position!  [rofl10]

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Re: house of Dark Shadows
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2010, 12:03:51 AM »
Thanks a lot for this and other LOLs lately from you, MB.   By the way, the DSF window froze for me for 25 minutes as it often does, and I waited all that time to add that last one.   I wanted to get it in.
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Re: house of Dark Shadows
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2012, 09:42:55 PM »
Anything remotely resembling alpha way activity.
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Re: house of Dark Shadows
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2016, 08:42:01 PM »
 [pointing-up]  [spin]  Good one!!  [bigok]

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Re: house of Dark Shadows
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2017, 07:19:33 PM »
television behind-the-scenes history

staying in unlocked rooms
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Re: house of Dark Shadows
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2017, 06:43:21 PM »
 [pointing-up]  Too funny!!  [a1f5]  [thumb]