house of Dark Shadows

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 

Fill in the blank: "Maggie immediately got a depraved glint in her eye when it finally occurred to her that the one thing the seemingly always horny Willie would never expect her to do to him - not in a million years - was ________ - and once she did it, he would certainly never forget it!!"

[Sara Monster]

"to lift her dress & reveal that she was born with both genitals"

"to ram the heel of her shoe into his eye socket"

"to set him on fire with her mind"

[Mysterious Benefactor]

   I strongly suspect Willie would never expect any of those.  

(And I love the photo in your SIG of Barnabas stealing gifts from David.  )

[Midnite]

(I do too.  That is too funny!)

[Sara Monster]

Glad you like it!    I was sorta worried it might had been too large of an image.
Besides him watching Nicolas Blair [spoiler]go up in flames,[/spoiler] I think this is about the happiest I've ever seen Barnabas. Maybe all the poor man needed was some good board games & toys to lighten up his existence!

[Julia99]

--ask him to suck her toes

[Willie Loomis]

...pull out her old trusty strap on....

[MagnusTrask]

to confiscate the cucumber

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 , Willie and Magnus!! 

[Uncle Roger]

Start acting like Tyne Daly

[Mysterious Benefactor]