Jason would be lucky if the stripper actually showed up, with Barnabas on the loose.
Followed by Willie briefly showing up to complain that Jason was lying about the stripper, before finally grabbing a handful of chips & a six pack & then hitting the road. Jason would spend the rest of the night drinking himself into a stupor until finally stumbling back to Collinwood, where he drunkenly makes a pass at Mrs Johnson, resulting in his head being pelted with a frying pan. The family would discover his unconscious body 2 hours later & take turns throwing pieces of toast crust at him until he awoke & cleaned himself up for his big day.
