Jason's Bachelor Party

(Inspired by a post on the "Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia" game board.)
Who would attend? What would go on?

I'm picturing Jason alone in a room with a stripper because no one else showed up and he'd booked the stripper himself.    But maybe I'm wrong. What do you picture?

Jason would be lucky if the stripper actually showed up, with Barnabas on the loose.

   You might have something there.

Jason would be lucky if the stripper actually showed up, with Barnabas on the loose.

Followed by Willie briefly showing up to complain that Jason was lying about the stripper, before finally grabbing a handful of chips & a six pack & then hitting the road. Jason would spend the rest of the night drinking himself into a stupor until finally stumbling back to Collinwood, where he drunkenly makes a pass at Mrs Johnson, resulting in his head being pelted with a frying pan. The family would discover his unconscious body 2 hours later & take turns throwing pieces of toast crust at him until he awoke & cleaned himself up for his big day.