Episode #1086

[CTP/FITBs]

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

[Lydia]

Setup:

Stokes (off-camera): It's a volume of poetry written by my ancestor Ben Stokes.  The poem of his that I like the best is called...

[Mysterious Benefactor]

Witches Are Bitches

[MagnusTrask]

"Joshua Collins Should Be Put in the Stocks and Be Pelted With Rancid Tomatoes".  (Apologies to Black Adder)

[Lydia]

...Stopping By the Eagle on a Snowy Evening, or a Rainy Evening, or Just About Any Evening.

[Willie Loomis]

Angelique Booed, Barnabas Hooed and Victoria Pooed.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

I know it's probably egotistical to laugh at your own jokes - but after I just saw this one again -

Stokes (off-camera): It's a volume of poetry written by my ancestor Ben Stokes.  The poem of his that I like the best is called...

Witches Are Bitches

- I almost fell off my chair because I was laughing so hard.   

[Uncle Roger]

There Was a Vampire From Nantucket

*Absolutely nothing wrong with laughing at your own material! I've done it a few times myself.*

[Mysterious Benefactor]

There Was a Vampire From Nantucket

   Someone should write that one day!! 

[Uncle Roger]

Willie probably wrote it on the men's room wall at the Blue Whale 

[Mysterious Benefactor]

(    If he did, why do I suspect he wouldn't live long afterward?    Or at least he'd be in for his worst beating yet...)

[Uncle Roger]

Could be. Or it may have made Barnabas more popular than he ever imagined.