"Sebastian didn't know how he was going to be able to tell the Collinses that in a vision he'd just had he'd learned the terrible truth that their beloved portrait, which they believed to be of Sir Issac Collins, the 17th century founder of Collinsport, was actually a portrait of a distant German cousin named Adolph Collins, who wanted to overtake the entire world and force everyone to focus solely on perfecting the recipe for Barnacle Larvae Soufflé!!!"
