Episode #1058

[CTP/FITBs]

[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]

[Lydia]

Setup:

It wasn't until Barnabas actually held Roxanne in his arms that it because obvious to him that...

[CallieWL]

...her breasts were fake wooden ones.

[Robot_Quentin]

...he did prefer brunettes over redheads!

...her use of bacon grease as a deodorant wasn't working.

...he really had no idea what the hell he was doing in this time band.

[Lydia]

...he really had no idea what the hell he was doing in this time band.

Golly, it took him long enough, didn't it?

And golly, it too me long enough to notice that I put "because" in the setup when I meant "became".  But you bright people figured it out anyway.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

  Callie & RobotQ

And, Callie - I bet those would come in very handy if the dikes ever sprung a leak! 

I put "because" in the setup when I meant "became".

No need to be embarrassed. Sometimes our minds think the correct thing but our fingers type something completely different as if they have minds of their own. And what's worse, they prevent our actual minds from catching the mistake. They're fiendishly clever!  

[MagnusTrask]

But you bright people figured it out anyway.

That's became we're geniuses...   Happens to me all the time, but then I hardly need to point that out...

[Uncle Roger]

Man does not live by music boxes alone.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

     Love it!! 

[Uncle Roger]

Heaven knows that we wouldn't want Barnabas to appear to be shallow and insensitive.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

(  Oh, heaven forbid!!  )

[Robot_Quentin]

being a life-force for so long took a bigger toll on her personal hygiene than he'd first noticed. 

[Mysterious Benefactor]

   Top notch!!   

[Robot_Quentin]

Thanks MB Sir!